School Fashion

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Me: Are you dressed for school? That's what you're wearing? Oh, honey, that's too casual.
Laura: She says that's the fashion at school.
Me: That's the fashion nowadays? No. That's okay for watching cartoons at home on the couch on a Saturday morning, not for school. Please dress nicer.

(She changes without a fuss. She returns dressed nicer.)

Me: Wow! You look so nice!
Laura: Very nice!
8yr: 🙂
Me: You look ready for school!
8yr: 🙂
Me: You look like you could be a teacher!
8yr: 😐
Laura: OK, that's not going to help.

 (Yeah, I better not press my luck around this minefield...)

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