A Marriage Spat

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She: Can you hand me the spatula?
Me: Here.
She: No, the real spatula.
Me: This one?
She: No, the flat one.
Me: The flat spatula? The flatula? As in for flatulating? 😅
She: Do I look like I'm in the mood to laugh?...
Me: Found it! 😇
(Spatula...as in for spatulating??? Just trying to be helpful! 😁)

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