Arnold Schwarzenegger and The Beatles

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I referenced Arnold Schwarzenegger having played Hamlet in a parody of Shakespeare's play:

 Student: Who is Arnold Schwarzenegger?

 Sigh. I'm old. It reminds me of a time long ago when I stunned my middle school substitute teacher by asking, "Who are The Beatles?" He nearly fainted...
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