Shipt!

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We signed up with Shipt for grocery-getting.
It's our first time and it feels luxurious!
I could get used to this!

Like the first time I felt
When Grubhub delivered me a hamburger,
But better.
Hey, the Shipt employee just texted me.
She's on her way.
Wait.
A breaking update from News 8:
"Shipt: Meijer team members at 3 stores test positive for COVID-19"
Me: Uhh.
Laura: She's here!
Stand back.
Don't touch.
Smile.
Say thank you.
Wave goodbye.
Spray the bags.
Wipe the groceries clean.
Did you get the receipt?
Maybe we can return the COVID-19
For some in-store credit?
For now, let's get dinner ready
And eat nutritiously!
A crown of luxury indeed
Fit for a king and queen!
I can't get used to this.

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