Putting Her On

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8yr: Daddy, can I put something on?
Me: Jeans, shirt, sweater? Sure.
8yr: No! Can I put something on the TV?
Me: Why would you put a sweater on the TV?
8yr: Nooo!...

Ain't I a stinka! 

Don’t feel too sorry for her. 
She served me a sugar cookie 
Frosted with peppermint toothpaste 
With sprinkles on top! 
Blecchh!

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