Knock Knock Jokes (in the car)

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4yr: Knock, knock.
2yr: Come in.
4yr: No, you have to say “Who’s there?”
2yr: Who’s there?
4yr: Chicken. Why did the chicken cross the road?
2yr: Because the chicken wants to cross the road to eat the grass up.
4yr: No, because the chicken wanted to go to a restaurant to eat dinosaurs! Hahaha!
2yr: Hahaha!

4yr: Knock, knock.
2yr: Come in.
4yr: No, you have to say “Who’s there?”
2yr: Who’s there?
4yr: Thalia. Why did Thalia cross the road?
2yr: Because Thalia wanted to go to the museum, but she had to wait for Mommy and Daddy to cross the road so she doesn’t get hit by the cars!
4yr: No, because she wanted to go to a restaurant to eat chicken. Hahaha!
2yr: Hahaha! 

4yr: Knock, knock.
2yr: Come in!
4yr: No, you have to say “Who’s there?” 
2yr: OK, knock on my door again.
4yr: Knock, knock.
2yr: Come in!
4yr: Noooo!

2yr: Knock, knock.
4yr: Who’s there?
2yr: Why did the chicken want to cross the road?
4yr: The chicken wanted to eat grass?
2yr: Yes, the chicken wanted to eat grass! Hahaha!
4yr: Hahaha!...
Me: 😜
(We’re eating that chicken for dinner tonight, so help me...)

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