A Super Family

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Sophia has invented superhero names and powers for each of us:
Daddy is Money Man. I can make any amount of money appear in my hands at will.
Mommy is Wow Woman. She can do a bunch of things at the same time so well that everyone says "Wow!" (Laura: So, like, what I already do now?)
Thalia is Grape Girl. She turns people into grapes, and she can shoot bad guys with her grape seed gun.
Freya is Bubble Girl who can put people in unpoppable bubbles that only she can pop.
And Sophia is Candy Mandy. She shoots hard candies at bad guys, ties them up in licorice, and sticks them to walls with sticky taffy.

Freya suddenly starts crying loudly because Thalia just turned her into a grape and won't turn her back to normal.

Mommy tells her to go tell Daddy about it.
He'll take care of it.

Wow, Laura. Just. Wow.
(She really is amazing 😘)

Anyone looking for a superfamily to stop crime?

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