Back Seat Bickering

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Car travel with three incessantly bickering siblings in the back seat is not OK!

Me: That's enough girls! No more fighting! You can't behave that way any longer. You shan't behave that way!...
8yr: Shan't?
Me: Shan't, as in shall not. You shall not behave that way any longer! Shan't.

The girls proceeded to mock me for several minutes with affected British tones:

"Shan't! Hahaha! Shan't!
I shan't go to the store today! Hahaha!
I shan't eat pizza! Hahaha!
I shan't wag my tail! Hahaha!
I shan't go to the bathroom! HAHAHA...."

Whatever. They stopped fighting the rest of the way.

Grammar: the great uniter 😉

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