Tacky Jokes

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Student: (runs in with panicked laughter and hides behind my chair) She's chasing me with a tack!
Me: You mean she's a-tacking you?
Student: (deadpan) Haha. That's funny.
Me: Dad joke. Nailed it...
(Tacky jokes get me through the day.)

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