Flex

Walking into a building I suddenly stop short and mutter, “Oh no, I can’t go in!

Thalia: Why?

Me: The sign says “No Weapons”! (I show her my biceps and flex.)

Thalia: Dad, stop!

Me: Wait! That sign says, “No Smoking” and I’m smoking hot. I definitely can’t go in!

Thalia: You’re so annoying!

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