Just Say No!
When this quarantine ends,
I’m not looking forward to A-types
Eye-balling me in public restrooms
To offer up corrective hand washing techniques:
“Uhh, yer doin’ it wrong,”
“Eww, gross. You call that clean?”
“That wasn’t 20 seconds, dude,”
“You tryin’ to kill us all!”...
On the other hand,
Let’s all agree to call out those
Who flush then rush out the door!