Odd Days

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While I'm prepping the car for a class field trip:
Student: Does your car have missiles that come out of your tires and can fire at other cars?
Me: Only on odd days.
Student: Is today an odd day?!
Me: It's the 22nd.
Student: Oh. 😔

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