Rozey Thorn Trees

My one-year-old is trying out stand-up: Dada. Yeah? Knock knock. Who's there? Hahahahaha!.... She's a natural:  So funny she knocked out the punchline. 😅

While I'm prepping the car for a class field trip: Student: Does your car have missiles that come out of your tires and can fire at other cars? Me: Only on odd days. Student: Is today an odd day?! Me: It's the 22nd. Student: Oh. 😔

"I hope there's a party at the party!" –  my fun-loving 3-year-old (you know the type)