Horse Girl

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My girls got to ride Sandy the Horse at Meijer this morning:

Me: Yeeeeha! Ride'em cowgirl!
3yr: No, Daddy! Not cowgirl! Say horsegirl because it's a horse!

I explain that a cowgirl's job is to chase cows while she's riding the horse...

Thalia shouts out, "Yeeeha! Ride'em horsegirl!"...

Because she prefers to chase horses.

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