Sub Zero Dumpster Diving

I tossed three trash bags into the dumpster this morning. As the last bag left my hand, I watched in horrific slow motion as my car keys snagged onto it, bounced off the top of it, and then disappeared downwards into the bowels of the giant bin..."Ooooh, noooooooo!" (Oh, yes! I went dumpster diving today in sub-degree weather. Yes, I did.) #tardyexcuse #howwasyourmorning

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