"Class Clown"

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I make them laugh.
I love to make them laugh.
Not at me, not with me--
Because of me.
Sudden-like they laugh
Aloud
From the gut
In tears
Until it hurts.
Sudden-like they hurt.
Not at me, not with me--
Because of me.
I love to make them hurt.
It makes me laugh.

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