Rozey Thorn Trees

Student: ...It went good. Me: You mean it went well. Student: I don't like it when you correct my grammar! Me: What? I've never even met your gramma'! Student: Hahaha! (I punned good.)

Our three-year-old didn't like Laura's choice of music on the car stereo so she threw a toy at Laura's head in protest. Laura: Don't throw toys at me when I'm driving! Thalia: But you're at a stoplight! (It wasn't funny at the time.)