Little Scavenger
Me: Thalia, please pick up any food on the floor under the table before the baby finds it and eats it. 3yr: There isn't any food under the table. Me: Good. Check to see if the baby is eating anything. 3yr: She's eating a person. We have to be thorough about cleaning the carpet after meals or else Baby Freya turns into a little scavenger (LEGO people beware).