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Caution: Hot Coffee
So don't do anything foolish like take a careful sip but then cough suddenly into the sip hole so violently that the lid can't hold back the 360 ° blowout of rich, black Biggby's onto you and whatever beloved property or persons might be in your immediate vicinity. (Note: nothing and no one was harmed in the making of this public service announcement, except for my ego. Thank goodness.)
Time Warped
Student: Is it Thursday or Friday today? Me: I'm so sorry to break it to you, but it's Tuesday. Student: Oh. (It's going to be a long week for that poor boy...)