Phonophobia: A True Short Story about Scary Noises, Fear, and a Tornado In Kansas
My daughter wakes me from my nap with screaming from her bedroom: "Scary! Scary!" I rush in. "What's wrong!" "I hear noises!" she says. I ask, "What noises?" She makes deep, heaving, guttural sounds. I lie down next to her and quietly shush her, then listen intently for what I suspect to be the usual plumbing sounds from our three-story condo building, or maybe traffic or animal sounds from outside her window. I hear many sounds, but it's not until she repeats her asthmatic, Darth Vader-like tones that I realize that she is imitating me snoring. I am the one who was making the scary breathing noises. "You were making the noises, Daddy?" "Yes, I was snoring." "Haha, you're silly, Daddy. Please don't make those noises again." "Ok, honey. I won't. Sweet dreams." So now I'm wondering if Uncle Henry is to blame for Dorothy's phobia of lions, tigers, and b...